Cat nip... or is it?

My cat has fleas. He has the best scratch er in the world called the "scratch lounge." So anyway I had to get rid of the old one because it was flea infested and bought a new one complete with free Cat nip.

So this gets me thinking about one time, before I was sober, I was a little drunk with my boyfriend and we wander upon this giant bag of green herb. So thinking its "green herb" We decide to roll it up and smoke it. This was no surprise to me because I used to have cracked out drug dealers over my place and they would consistently leave things at my apartment. We continued to smoke it for fifteen minutes when I had realized that we had been smoking my poor cats catnip the whole time.

Frankly I do not see what cats get out of it. Did this surprise me? Not really, you are speaking to someone who smoked tea bags and pine needles out of aluminum foil when I was in the boy scouts during junior leadership training. Yes that's right... junior leadership training, but that is a post for another day.

I can now definitely tell you that smoking cat nip did not make me cool. Smoking cat nip or pine needles did not make me any more popular to this day. Just a bigger dork for posting it on the Internet.